Guns N' Pepper

Guns N' Roses is not happy with a recent Dr. Pepper promotion offering everyone in America a free can of soda provided the band release its much-delaying album before 2009. Chinese Democracy came out and Dr. Pepper made good. However, demand for the coupon for free soda was so high that the company's website crashed, fans turned on GNR and now lawyers are involved. Read more...

A special thank you to Wikipedia for informing me that Rose' given name is William Bruce Rose, Jr.